Until then, I hope you enjoy the latest bunch of crazy things teenagers say.
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Student: She's being hair-colorist.
Me: She's being what?!?
Student: Ya know...like being sexist or racist. Hair-colorist.
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Student: Ms. Hagan, do you know the school wifi password?
Me: Nope. Sorry. I don't.
Student: I bet your wifi password is "catvegetable24."
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My goal is not to know how to do algebra. My goal is to be able to go shopping and not look at the price tags.
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I know what I want my funeral to be like. I'm going to be wrapped up in a sheet and roll down a hill on fire.
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Ms. Hagan is the most confusing woman you could ever meet.
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Student: I shot three ducks this weekend.
Me: I thought you raised ducks. Why would you shoot them?
Student: I give my ducks names, so I couldn't shoot them. But, I don't know if the Canadians give their ducks names. So, I don't feel bad about killing them.
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Did you know that you can grow a foot taller if you drink a cup of lizard pee every day for a month?
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My brother's name is Heath. But, he hates Heath Bars. I just find that ironic.
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If there is ever a school shooter, I want to be in coach's room. I feel like he would body slam him. I saw him do push-ups once, and I was like maaaaan!
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Why are we acting like a funeral in here?
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I don't like math, so I decided not to write you a letter.
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Ms. Kipp is our nutritional teacher. And, I saw her walking around with a can of coke yesterday. Can you believe that?!?
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Asia IS Korea.
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Why would you want your scentsy to smell like your boyfriend?
[For the record, this was not said to me. My scentsy smells like pomegranates.]
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You're going to be ugly for the rest of your life. You might as well do it now.
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Have you ever had a yawn gone wrong?
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A Canadian goose named Jim lives in my yard.
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I feel like one of those people with plastic surgery gone wrong because I can only open one side of my mouth.
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When people are dead, they float until they sink.
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Me: I don't know anything about Hogwarts.
Student: I thought you were a nerd.
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Your hair makes you look like a paintbrush.
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Student 1: Are you having a bad hair day?
Student 2: No. I just don't bother to fix my hair anymore.
Student 1: How are you going to pick up females like that?
Student 3: With his pickup truck.