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Volume 26
Ms. Hagan, if you die, I want your pi necklace.
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Volume 26
Ms. Hagan, if you die, I want your pi necklace.
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I had a party with my fridge this weekend. My fridge is my boyfriend. He feeds me all the time.
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Me: I'm not sure if sitting on this wobbly desk was the best decision.
Student: Don't worry. Vegetarians can't break wood.
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Student: Ms. Hagan, what would you do if you woke up tomorrow with no eyebrows?
Me: I'd cry.
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Isn't Oprah like an opera singer?
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What do Americans eat when they're hungry? A hamburger. Except Ms. Hagan. She eats a carrot.
Student: Ms. Hagan, what would you do if you woke up tomorrow with no eyebrows?
Me: I'd cry.
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Isn't Oprah like an opera singer?
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What do Americans eat when they're hungry? A hamburger. Except Ms. Hagan. She eats a carrot.
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Are you sure you are really a human? You like math too much.
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Ms. Hagan, would you like to buy some ribs? Oh wait. You're a vegetarian. Oh wait. You could feed them to your cats.
Are you sure you are really a human? You like math too much.
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Ms. Hagan, would you like to buy some ribs? Oh wait. You're a vegetarian. Oh wait. You could feed them to your cats.
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Me: Keep your phone away unless you want me to keep it for the rest of the day. Hey, that rhymes!
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Can I ask a question? I'm curious about something. I know curiosity killed the cat. But, I'm not a cat. And, I'm not ready to die. If I was going to die, I want it to be in a cool way so I can be remembered.
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If somebody punched Betty White, she'd probably turn to dust.
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Penelope is a princess name.
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I bet your boyfriend would give us the answers to our test if he were here...
Me: Keep your phone away unless you want me to keep it for the rest of the day. Hey, that rhymes!
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Can I ask a question? I'm curious about something. I know curiosity killed the cat. But, I'm not a cat. And, I'm not ready to die. If I was going to die, I want it to be in a cool way so I can be remembered.
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If somebody punched Betty White, she'd probably turn to dust.
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Penelope is a princess name.
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I bet your boyfriend would give us the answers to our test if he were here...
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Me: Please take off the welding mask during class.
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You are like my grandma. You have to make yourself laugh to smile in a picture.
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I bet you met your boyfriend on catladiesonly.com
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Ms. Hagan, your eyebrow game is weak.
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Student: Is your sweater soft?
Me: Yeah.
Student: It reminds me of a washcloth.
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I'm like a fish who fell out of the water 10 days ago.
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They let angels teach Algebra 2?
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Can we watch exorcism videos on youtube if we get done with our assignment early?
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My hair isn't nappy. It's hot.
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Ms. Hagan, I had to get up at 10:30 to help catch some cats. It made me think of you.
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Australia has a queen?!?
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Student 1: You don't look like the person who would own a duck.
Student 2: Yeah, you look like a rabbit person.
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Me: Put away all your phones and ouija boards.
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You have cat earrings on. I'm silently judging you, cat lady.
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I'm like a fish who fell out of the water 10 days ago.
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They let angels teach Algebra 2?
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Can we watch exorcism videos on youtube if we get done with our assignment early?
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My hair isn't nappy. It's hot.
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Ms. Hagan, I had to get up at 10:30 to help catch some cats. It made me think of you.
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Australia has a queen?!?
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Student 1: You don't look like the person who would own a duck.
Student 2: Yeah, you look like a rabbit person.
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Me: Put away all your phones and ouija boards.
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You have cat earrings on. I'm silently judging you, cat lady.
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Student 1: Your hair looks great.
Student 2: I feel like I got tasered, so I don't really care.
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[Student] is a bad word.
Student 1: Your hair looks great.
Student 2: I feel like I got tasered, so I don't really care.
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[Student] is a bad word.
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Can I give up? Never mind. I'll use some of the strategies I've learned.
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I'm keeping my notebook forever. I'm going to put it in my hope chest.
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Student: You should download the aa app. It's so addictive.
Can I give up? Never mind. I'll use some of the strategies I've learned.
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I'm keeping my notebook forever. I'm going to put it in my hope chest.
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Student: You should download the aa app. It's so addictive.
Me: I don't need any more addictions in my life.
Student: What else are you addicted to?
Another Student: Cats.
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Student 1: You need to have a baby. It will help mellow you out.
Student 2: I feel like if Ms. Hagan was pregnant, she would be super crazy and kill us all.
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I worked really hard to get these wrong answers, okay?
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I don't know where to buy one. I've looked at Vera Bradley. I've looked at all the rich people stores.
Student: What else are you addicted to?
Another Student: Cats.
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Student 1: You need to have a baby. It will help mellow you out.
Student 2: I feel like if Ms. Hagan was pregnant, she would be super crazy and kill us all.
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I worked really hard to get these wrong answers, okay?
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I don't know where to buy one. I've looked at Vera Bradley. I've looked at all the rich people stores.
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What if someone got married on Pi Day and their cake had 3.14 tiers. Wouldn't that be cool?